Tempted to skip registration

We were given a month to start registration for university but as you know students; they always want to wait for the last two days, just like me! But at least I tried to appear on the second last day (in the morning) before many other people. I entered the room to register and this lady sat there sipping juice and eating doughnuts. She asked me what took me so long to pick the registration form. Her size was quite alarming and if there was more space in this article I would list for her what foods not to eat. Of course starting with the ones she was swallowing at the moment. Funny thing is this lady had refused to give me the form but when she gave it to me I almost refused it. She had placed it right in front of her and spent over 30 minutes lecturing me. She kept spitting out juice and doughnut particles as she spoke. Though this wasn’t it for me as yet, she handed me the paper with her oily hands, like I was a detective asking her for fingerprints. For some reason, it seems this lady just wanted me to watch her eating. I don’t know why she wanted me to stand there that long. Then she screamed ‘NEXT’ and I saw her remove another doughnut from the bag. I really felt sad for the next student because instead of juice, it was yoghurt this time round. I could only imagine. Well, I carried my paper and run to the next office to get things done and I found this dude seated in the chair with his trouser pulled up to his chest. Oh wait, I guess he thought it was the waist. He looked at me and said, “So you’re the people that delay to register? Okay, let’s see if you can register yourselves!” Just as I was about to receive another lecture, we heard a window breaking and man ran out thinking his life was at risk. The height at which he had pulled his trousers up left his ankles exposed. And guess what? He had removed his shoes as he relaxed in his office. Imagine the man with a trouser in his chest, a tie on and only one sock on. It wasn’t surprising that the colour of the sock was lime green!