…don’t know the difference between a discotheque and a gym. I honestly did not think that this would be difficult for some people but since it is then hatred is all I can offer. I am talking about the folks who mistake a discotheque for a gym. Yes I mean that recent victim of rural urban migration who thinks that every song is a soundtrack to an aerobics class. The ones who you find in the few Kigali clubs that have not been affected by fire, looking so sweaty they make you wonder whether the club also has a section for a sauna. I thought you were there to have fun? There is no need to dance vigorously to every song as if the DJ was only playing Alingo and Gangman Style. Now go home and take a shower. …can never make up their mind over what they want. I will not ever beat around the bush on this one. I have simply failed to understand what people who support Arsenal FC really want. I don’t think I have ever come across a group of more confused people. As if investing feelings in a football club that is miles and miles away was not bad enough these jokers are yet to decide on what they want. When they win, they praise their coach. When they lose they insult the old Frenchman and beg him to buy players. Why not just send Arsene Wenger some money via Mobile Money to buy the players you want and then remain quiet for a moment?…are always giving hints to their lousy lovers. I must admit I was confused about this one. I didn’t know who to hate and who to forgive. But for now let me just hate all those people who are always trying to give hints to their lovers now that Valentine’s Day is approaching. I am talking about those who were probably ignored last year and now they want to bombard their lovers with hints until they can be sure of getting that sun burnt rose flower on the big day. If your lover does not have a good memory to recall such days as you would want then I guess you may have to try and buy him/her a new memory card or simply find another lover before February gets here. …still design their websites with music. There are simply too many annoying things in this world. Or maybe because I am The Hater these annoying things keep following me. How else do you explain logging into a website that has this boring song playing back and forth? Do the designers think we could not afford to download better music for our computers? And I thought by the time I went to your site I was looking for information not music. Ok I need to see the parents of such people to understand better where the source of this foolishness comes from.…think every year should come with a price increase. I really pray that my landlord and his friends do not read this because I may not have a place to sleep soon after. Ok let me first hate them and then see if I will have to look for another place to stay. I really hate landlords who insist on increasing rent at the beginning of the year. Yes the year has changed but my income has not. It is nice of you to let me stay in your house for a fee but it is not a reason for you to make my life more miserable every year. How about you just come to town and talk to my boss first. That way I can get a salary increase and you can also have more money from me. Let me help you hate by sending your suggestions to thehater2009@gmail.com or a text message to +250 788 545293
