When girls exhibit bitchi-ness

On a Girl’s Night Out, our ladies pimp themselves up and dress very provocatively, with the sole intention of making miserable and lonely drinking men jealous, but they will act very rude and pissed whenever any of the said men approaches their ‘crew’! Then they’ll head back home and girlishly jazz about the previous night with stories that go along the lines of “… hey…did everyone of you see the other guy who tried approaching us and I pushed him away!?” Then they’ll go on; “...mmsscchttww…did we really look that lonely to him?At this point, more GNO stories are brewing; stories like, “...do you remember the other really cute guy who bought us a round of Tequila shots? Poor thing, he thought his night was a ‘done deal’…hihi! I swear I really felt sorry for him.”See? A Girls’ Night Out is a night when girls exhibit bitchi-ness as their most valuable trait. Every so often, our women (well, the women of men with women) put on short, sexy numbers, lipstick, mascara, and literally bathe in their special perfumes to drive you crazy. However, on this particular night out, her efforts are not made for you; they’re for a night on the town with her girlfriends.Should you then complain? Should we, the men, rise up with placards to express our displeasure at this? The answer is ‘No’, I’m afraid.Think of the girls’ night out simply as a concession you have to make in a relationship, and we all know that relationships are about concessions. A quick cost-benefit analysis shows that a girls’ night out is actually mutually beneficial. In other words, her enjoyment translates into big benefits for you.Once you have grasped the potential rewards that come with your woman going on a night with the girls, you will be so appreciative of the ritual that you might even offer to help her pick out a pair of shoes to match her outfit.If you are thoughtful and understanding when she wants to go out with her friends, she will be compelled to be the same when you have your own night out. For you, this agreement translates into scores of unrestricted nights out with your not-so-well-behaved buddies, be it for beer, sports matches or wherever your whims might take you. This luxury will be granted to you with no explanation needed, and no objections or criticisms on her part. You already set the trend earlier. Above all, on a Girls’ Night Out, your woman gets to flirt and be flirted with: “But how will this work in my favour?”, I can hear somebody ask already. Flirting with other men (within reason, of course) will make your woman feel sexy and desirable. While this might initially sound unacceptable to you, remember that most women don’t actually want to go home with a man they flirt with in a bar or nightclub.Instead, your woman will go home to you. And when she does, her sexual appetite will be revved up, and you will reap the benefits of other men’s labour.