And pigs will fly

A good friend of mine loved the phrase ‘and pigs will fly’ so much that the fool actually made it an integral part of his email address. Whenever he sprouted those wise words I knew that he meant that, whatever we were talking about, was an impossibility. He actually wrote me a message on Facebook reminding me of his existence. Well, today’s column is in honoUr of this chap, way over in Texas suffering along with the illegal Mexican immigrants, trying to live the American dream in Bush-territory. The only advice I can give him is to stay away from the border guards - I don’t want him back unless its on his own terms…