Knock knock!Who’s there? Snow. Snow who?Snow use – I’ve forgotten my name again!Why does Santa have three gardens?So he can ho ho ho!When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?In the dictionary!What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas one has no L (noel)!What do you have in December that’s not in any other month?The letter D!Why is it always cold at Christmas? Because it’s in Decemberrrr!What Christmas carol is a favorite of parents?Silent Night!What’s impossible to overtake at Christmas?The three wide men!How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack?Only one, after that it’s not empty any more!What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?Tinselitus! www.activityvillage.co.uk
