If you want to be treated like a lady, be one

I used to think Jesus was a bit harsh when he told that Syrophoenician dame, “It’s not right to take the children’s food and throw it to the dogs.” Many times, on this journey of searching for a soul mate, I get into situations that make me want to borrow the Messiahs’ very words.In fact, every passing day, I hit another degree of utmost respect for those men who navigate their way through the maze of dating and manage to zero in on the right finger to put a ring on.Recently, I happened to land on one of Eve’s beautiful daughters - she could make a stone statue wink and reduce Miss World, Yu Wenxia, to shreds! Trouble started when she accused me of not treating her right.I’m not usually among the men who have a problem treating their women like royalty, if the female in question acts the part. But to be honest, this woman is everything but a lady. Besides talking like she swallowed an MP6 player, her walk closes all suspicions of royal connections. How do you start opening car doors, or pulling out chairs for a loud mouthed, gum chewing, lousy excuse for a woman? As far as I’m concerned, actions speak much louder than words. If you act like trash, men WILL treat you as such. Men know that respect is earned. Many women mourn the death of chivalry, but what they don’t know is that it is reserved for women who understand it – in short, ladies!All women desire special treatment, and by special I mean spoiling her rotten. However, to merit this pampering, women need to develop a new feminine image. Real men love and delight in real, well-versed ladies; only then can they be held in high esteem. If you want to be treated like a lady, you must act like a lady, speak like a lady, look like a lady, think like a lady and conduct yourself in the most respectable ways possible. Women, if you can’t do this one thing for yourself, do it for us! I don’t want to come across another fine chick whose manners are no more polished than some freak in the Amazon! As for my pretty barbarian, well, she had to go. I refuse to waste my good nature and on a woman with animal instincts!