Woman with a house on fireA woman calls the fire brigade because her house has caught a fire. So they ask her how to get there and she says “Duh, on your big red truck!”Speeding driver “I have to arrest you sir,” said the traffic police to a speeding driver. “You were driving at 100 km/h.” “Nonsense officer,” declared the man. “I’ve only been in the car for 20 minutes!”Can women keep a secret?At a dinner party, several of the guests argued whether men or women were more trustworthy. “No woman can keep a secret,” shouted one man. “I don’t know about that,” huffily answered a woman. “I have kept my age a secret since I was 21”“You will let it out one day,” the man insisted. “I hardly think so! When a woman has kept a secret for 27 years, she can keep it forever.” The man burst out laughing.
