Man and his alcoholA man was sitting outside his home after a divorce. He noticed a crate with beer bottles close by.He took an empty bottle, smashed it on the wall and said, ”You are the reason I lost my wife!”He then smashed the second bottle saying, ”You are the reason why I lost my children!”He smashed the third bottle, ”You are the reason why I lost my job!”Noticing that the fourth bottle was still full of beer, he said, ”Stand aside my friend, you were not involved”Some girls of todayBoy: HiGirl: What?Boy: How are you?Girl: Do I know you?Boy: I’m richGirl: Oh! Hi, my name is Mary. I am 19 years and love making friends especially people like you.Boy: No, no, no ”Rich” is my nameGirl: Sorry I don’t talk to strangers.
