Humour

Wrong emailA man was on his way to a rural place and checked into a hotel to take a rest. Surprisingly he found a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally typed the wrong email address, and mistakenly sent the mail to a widow who just returned from her husband’s funeral. The widow decided to check her mail, expecting condolences from relatives and friends. After reading the first message she fainted. Her son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor and then saw the computer screen which read:“To my loving wife, I know u are surprised to hear from me. They have computers here and we can send mails to our loved ones. I just checked in. How are you and the kids? This place is really nice but I’m lonely here so I have made the necessary arrangements for your arrival tomorrow. I can’t wait to see you my dear.”The dream that should have been realA couple was sleeping and the wife had a bad dream which woke her up crying. Her husband woke up and comforted her. He asked why she was crying and she replied, “I had a dream that a very rich and handsome man kidnapped me from you.”Husband, “It’s okay honey, it was just a dream.”Wife responded, “That’s why I’m crying!”Some moneyA guy and a girl were taking a walk on their 1st date.The girl saw a pair of shoes she liked and said, “I forgot my purse at home, please give me Rwf 25, 000 to buy these shoes. The guy replied, “Take this Rwf 1000, go home and bring your purse!”