Q: Why don’t blind people like to sky dive?A: Because it scares the dog!Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?A: He was trying to make both ends meet!Q: What dog keeps the best time? A: A watch dog!Q: Why don’t dogs make good dancers?A: Because they have two left feet!Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?A: You can step in a poodle!Q: Why are dogs like phones?A: Because they have collar IDs.Q: What dog loves to take bubble baths?A: A shampoodle!Q: What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?A: Ruff!Q: What do you call a dog that is left handed?A: A south paw!Q: What did one flea say to the other?A: Should we walk or take a dog?Q: What type of markets do dogs avoid?A: Flea markets!Q: What did the cowboy say when his dog ran away?A: Well, doggone!
