Wife and HusbandWife: If I had known that you are this poor, I would have never married you.Husband: When I told you that you are the only thing I have in this world, what did you think?Wines, Spirits & their namesA local woman sat next with two white dudes, a Briton and an American, at a London pub waiting to be served.The barman came over to take their orders. As its common knowledge to everyone, Western wines and beverages are mostly named after their founders.The British dude made his order; “Johnny Walker, single”.The American dude shouted, “Jack Daniels, single”.The barman finally turned to the lady and asked… and you madam?Confident that this bar fiasco was all about mentioning your name and relationship status, the woman shouted, “Joan Nyirampinga, married!”
