Humour

Thief-catching machineA machine that catches thieves was once invented in the U.S.A and since this was its homeland, it was set to do its job. So it caught 200 thieves in one hour. It was taken to France and it caught 300 in an hour. In Uganda, it caught 500. When it was taken to Nigeria, the machine was stolen.Don’t oversleep in classOnce a boy was in class and was overcome by sleep. So one of his friends went under the desk, gently remove his socks and put his shoes back on. The teacher was right about to check to embark on her routine check-up—for the dirty boys that didn’t wear socks.Strange callA girl once received a call from a strange number. She answered it and after exchanging greetings, the guy asks, “do you have a boy friend?” The girl was like, “yes.So he replies, “it’s your father! Let me come home and you tell me when you grew those horns.”After two days, she receives another phone call and after the greeting, the guy asks the same question and the girl replies, “no I don’t have.”The guy on the other side says, “It’s your boy friend. So that’s what you tell other dudes? Haaa!”.The very sad girl replied, “No, I thought it was my dad so I lied not to get into trouble.” And the voice on the other side said, “Yes it’s your dad. I was lying to you so I could know the truth. Let me come home now and give you a piece of my mind.”Boy meets girlBoy: HiGirl : HiBoy: Did you eat?Girl: Did you eat?Boy: Are you copying me?Girl: Are you copying meBoy: ”I love you!”Girl: Yeah, I ate already.