…think it is ok to wear anything to work. Some people are lucky I am just The Hater and not the Human Resource guy at their place of work, for, they would be jobless and too broke to even read this newspaper. Unless your workplace is the bar or the street in the evil hours, you have to dress decently, I would think. Now tell me why I should not hate on people who think it is ok to wear very tight and sexually revealing outfits to work. Some think they can wear something very short just because they have put on leggings. Please look at yourself in the mirror before you destabilise the office. …assume it is cool to sing while at work. Let us be serious, if you are not at the Tusker Project Fame auditions or working in a music studio please restrict your singing to your bathroom. I really hate these part time thinkers you find in shops trying to sing every song that plays on radio with a very sickening voice. For Pete’s sake you are a shop attendant not a Karaoke contestant. Please shut up and attend to customers instead of chasing them away with your rusty voice. Who hires these jokers anyway? …think they can raise funds for cancer by liking photos on Facebook. I think it is becoming a cancer hating on some of these people. Take for example the morons who think that they can save a life or even raise money for cancer by liking a photo of someone they don’t know on Facebook. Why can’t you just sell your furniture and empty your bank account instead of wasting time asking us to do what you have done? Apart from hating I have developed a formula for these ones. I like the photo then unfriend the brainless chap who asked me to like it. The world doesn’t need you. …enter a bar and immediately start groping each other. It is a very good thing to be in love and more so to visit places with your loved one. Hey I am not turning into The lover just yet. I remain The Hater and I totally hate people who think it is ok to be in the bar and start kissing and touching each other in all sorts of places. If you really love the person and have a functioning brain, find a room not a bar. I thought we all came here to get a drink, not soft porn in 3D format. Such people should just be chased from the bar since their actions do not in any way contribute money to the business. …chew with their mouth wide open. How I wish these people could change their middle name to read “Disgusting.” Just imagine an adult eating food or chewing gum but with their mouth wide open as if they are at the dentist’s? Eeew yuck! That is so disgusting and I actually don’t understand why people do it as if it is very hard to keep your mouth shut. Someone needs to tell these people that we are not interested in the first steps of digestion since whatever you are eating is not going into our stomachs. Keep it to yourself. If there is anyone who needs to shut up then it is these jokers. I wish I could see your parents so I can know the source of the poor upbringing. Your guys are a disgrace to humanity. Let me help you hate by sending your suggestions to thehater2009@gmail.com or a text message to +250 788 545293The Hater
