Activity Centre: Funny Riddles

Why couldn’t the sailors play cards? Answer: Because the captain was standing on the deck. What is the best thing to do if a bull charges you? Answer: Pay him! Why can’t you play basketball with pigs? Answer: Because they hog the ball! Which football player wears the biggest helmet? Answer: The one with the biggest head! What did the outlaw get when he stole a calendar? Answer: Twelve months.