Funny teen quotes

Here is a collection of some of the quotes chosen randomly from the internet that I can relate to as a teen and have a good laugh: A teenager is a person who complains that there is nothing to do and then stays out all night doing it. When you’re a teenager, ‘No’ is a complete sentence. If you cannot convince them, confuse them. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock. If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher. Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it’s called golf. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants. Someday is not a day of the week. When you are seventeen, you aren’t really serious. Love is like measles; we all have to go through it. When you love someone all your saved-up wishes start coming out. Why do they rate a movie “R” for “adult language?” The only people I hear using that language are teenagers. Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. The main problem with teenagers is that they’re just like their parents were at their age. Why don’t you go buy a diary Instead of posting your whole life story on Facebook? ‘All you do is sit on that computer’ Lies. I sit on the chair. There’s nothing wrong with teenagers that reasoning with them won’t aggravate. arundhai94@yahoo.co.ukThe writer is a 17-years-old girl.