That clumsy, awkward moment when…

• You write her a really big message and she replies “k” or when you watch a sex scene in a movie with your parents. • You pass by a group of boys/girls and all of a sudden they put everything on hold and just stare at you. • You release really bad air in public or when you call the wrong number and start talking nonsense. • When you sleep over at a friend’s and wake up before they do and all you can do is stare at the ceiling hopelessly. • When a mutual friend tries to introduce you to someone you’ve already hooked up with like you two don’t know each other. • When you misspell baby to your girlfriend and she thinks you’re cheating on her with a girl named Abby. • When you think loudly or when you’ve been saying “human bean” for 16 years instead of “human being.” • When you’re rubbing something off the front of your pants, only to realize that a lot of people are staring at you rub at your crotch furiously. • The awkward moment when you sleep in class and you unknowingly fart really loudly OR when you sleep in class, and start dreaming then you find yourself screaming in class.• When one of your family members sends you a family request on Facebook. And you are like ’oh oh’. • When you notice your “fly” is open, and you have to go back and think through every social encounter you’ve had since the last time you went to the bathroom. • When you’re hanging out with a “Bruno Mars” and he keeps telling people he’s not doing anything or hanging out yet this guy is recognized by the discipline master. You are always in trouble. Send your “awkward” articles to finehater@gmail.com