Ain’t so cool

Sneezing is actually a good thing, when it comes…sneeze! One day, someone sneezed (acchtsswwuuu!) and some hater besides that person said, “it’s good you could close your eyes automatically when you sneezed, but could you automatically close your mouth with a handkerchief next time you sneeze? Whoa! It sounded like hating but the dude was right. Cover your mouth with tissue paper or hanky! There are thousands of germs spread when you sneeze carelessly. After all, none want to get flu because of you. Shaving is a discipline. When I talk about shaving, I am not talking about the hair on your head or chin. No way! I mean the armpits and the P.Ps (if you don’t get that, e-mail me). You might go like OMG! But seriously, it’s a good discipline, unless for goodness sake you are reserving for hair making industries. Keeping that hair creates an unpleasant odor that attracts houseflies if you don’t consistently take showers…lol honestly, not shaving ain’t cool. Yawning is a good exercise for the lungs to take in maximum air and release a good quantity of CO2. Now, I totally disapprove of guys who yawn and almost expose the bottom of their stomach…lol honestly, I know when a hippo yawns, two small babies might fit in the mouth…It’s a fact! But seriously, it’s uncouth. By the way, you may swallow a fly. Ain’t so cool for sure. Stinky Socks: With little health facts that I know; socks should be worn only once. Little did I realize that wearing them three or four times is okay for some people? Oh dear, even if you are the cleanest dude on the planet or the world’s best economizer, three times is too much! Mehn, you may develop a stench that even mosquitoes would go like “comrades, flee! Flee! We are under nuclear attack.” I mean seriously, you unintentionally destroying the ecosystem; try and leave something for birds and dragonflies to feed please. public transport is a norm for the average citizen of Rwanda. Because of them, I get several stories to write about. One day in a bus for real, someone was shouting out-loud on phone talking about his private issues which were really unpleasant to the ear. His voice was up high like a Vuvuzela that everyone was bothered. For shizzle ma’ nizzle, it was such a problem of noise pollution in the bus …it was just pathetic because some issues being discussed were private. Try to talk to them later…be my advocates. Send your thoughts or inputs on finehater@gmail.com