I hate people who…

…insist on pointing out something we can all see. Sometimes I wish I could create a new software that instantly switches off TV sets when one starts being silly. I strongly hate those fools who keep pointing at everything they see on TV as if the rest of us are blind. The guy is watching news and he keeps saying, “That is Gadaffi and now that one is Obama. Oh and the short one is Sarkozy.” Can you please shut up and watch. None of us here is blind or that ignorant. One such fool at my place was doing the same and I also pointed at him and said, “Look, here is a person who left the village but the village never left him.” …stay silent when we are suffering and then over apologise. I seriously hate someone at MTN. Recently there was a network problem for hours. Even The Hater could not make calls, load airtime or even send messages. My phone was reduced to a mere calculator! Apologies from MTN came two days later yet by then my one week-old girlfriend had already broken up with me because she thought I had switched off my phone. MTN should be helping me by explaining to her what happened instead of sending me so many messages in different languages. Each time I heard the message reminder I thought it was my ex-girlfriend only to find another MTN. I am really tired of being single and lonely…everywhere I go. …walk carelessly when it has rained heavily. Of late it has been raining endlessly and those without cars like many of my friends have suffered and realised the need to work harder and buy anything called a car. However, I seriously hate people who walk so carelessly after it has rained. The other day I saw a gentleman whose shoes had about 10 kilograms of mud. Was this guy trying to do Umuganda with his shoes or what? Can’t you walk carefully or take time to clean your shoes before continuing with your journey. Such people should not be allowed to wear shoes since they seem not to know the difference between leather shoes and a tractor. …repeatedly request for the same song when in a nightclub. I wish I was a nightclub bouncer so that I could throw annoying people out of the club. There are these people who after dancing for five minutes, approach the DJ and say silly things like, “Please play for me that ‘new’ song called Stamina by Kenzo.” After two minutes they again ask for the same song as if it is some kind of new national anthem. These ignorant people need to be forcefully reminded that a night club is not a request show. If you really love one song then you should buy the CD and listen to it as many times as you wish from your lousy home. …are very unfriendly to their neighbours. I spend so much time hating that I had not noticed some people who should be on this page almost daily. Yes, I am talking about those mean neighbours who never have the courtesy to greet or even visit their neighbours. These people are always locked up in their stupid houses that look like dog kennels. When they open the door to get out, they hurriedly lock it as if it was the gate to a prison cell. Do these people even know why every English dictionary has the word neighbour? Why do you have to behave as if you are staying in a No-fly zone? Let me help you hate by sending your suggestions to thehater2009@gmail.com or a text message to +250 788 545293