I hate people who…

…get drunk and start revealing their family secrets. The Hater drinks a lot but it is usually just water or milk. And of course I don’t hate people like me, I just hate those who drink a lot of alcohol and start talking a lot of nonsense including their family secrets. Listen, you retired thinker, a few bottles of beer is not reason enough for you to become a small version of Wikileaks. No one is interested in knowing whether your wife is tall or short. After all it does not reduce the price of beer. If you have nothing to say then go home and sleep. Beer companies should start informing customers that too much drinking can emancipate their foolishness. …turn our taxis into mini groceries. Kigali is a nice city but not a fair one and the City Council must do something before I hate them too. While others travel in pimped up taxis and newer minibuses (Coasters), those staying in places like Kabeza, Gatsata or Nyenyeri suffer while travelling. On top of most of their taxis being old, it is common to find some passengers with huge baskets of bananas, avocadoes, and sometimes fish! These petty traders instantly turn an old taxi into a mobile but smelly market. They make me so angry that I have decided to just walk each time I have to go to those places. …delay me when I am in a hurry. I believe each of us has been in a situation where you have to be somewhere in a very short time for an urgent meeting or appointment. During such times you may call out for Taxi Moto (motorcycle taxi) in order to beat the traffic. But instead this dude with a worn out jacket decides to take his time riding slowly behind cars as if he is also in a huge vehicle. Do these guys ever stop to think that the reason I chose a motorcycle was because it can overtake cars easily and get me to my destination quick? May be it is time I bought myself roller skates or my own motorcycle. …complain about Facebook becoming boring. I have realised that some people are funny in an annoying way. And I am left with no option but to hate them. I am talking about all those lousy people who complain that Facebook is boring these days. Look here, you do not pay anyone to be entertained on Facebook. And have you forgotten that it is a social networking site not a comedy platform. Why don’t you just go to the theatre or watch a funny movie. Come to think of it, it is boring because you are boring and you have boring friends. How about that! And if I may ask one last question, where did you use to find fun before Facebook? I think it could be more interesting if you left. Now! …wait until the last days to prepare for Christmas. Yes, December is here and we can say that Mary is nine months pregnant! On 25th of this month, Jesus will be born. Now do not pretend not to know about this, at least I have done my part to remind you. This is because I hate those people who wait until the end of the month to start preparing. Start now, and yes you can send me your Christmas gifts now. I promise not to open them before Christmas. Christmas comes once every year and it has never missed! So you have no reason to pretend that you had forgotten about it. From me it’s Merry Christmas to everyone apart from those I hate. Let me help you hate by sending your suggestions to thehater2009@gmail.com or a text message to +250 788 545293