The end of predator organisations is nigh

After going through weeks of predictions of doom and gloom, we have been pleasantly surprised by a week that has been marked by good tidings. Experts, who had convinced us that thirty-three men could not be extracted from the furnace-like gut of the earth before Christmas, joined the jubilant families in celebration when the last man was delivered onto terra cognito safe and sound, yesterday at 0032 hours.
The New Times
Pan Butamire