I hate people who…

…serially complain about everything. The weather has finally changed and the rains have saved the day for those who were tired of the dry and dusty areas. I just have to hate those people who due to lack of better conversational topics choose to complain about anything and everything. When the sun was here they complained that it was too hot. Now they are boring me with talk about how the rain is too much. Please, shut up and let me hate you fully. Why are you complaining yet this country has always had a dry and rainy season? So don’t act like a visitor here. I wish you get rained on today. …easily mess up a good day and offer no apologies. As people around the world glued their eyes on their TVs or listened to their radios on Monday to follow the swearing in ceremony of Pres. Kagame, I just sat here with a note book writing in capital letters that, “I hate Electrogaz, Reco, Rwasco.” I had no electricity on that day and none of these people even bothered to offer me an apology for keeping me away from the biggest day of the month. I understand that the utility body changed its name to Reco & Rwasco. I don’t even know what those words stand for but when there is no electricity in The Hater’s house then I am sure to hate all those who work for that organisation and even their relatives. Yes that is what happens when I am angry. …think it is important to announce their return to Facebook. If you are on this social network called Facebook then you have no option but to join me in hating people who think it is important to tell us how they are back on Facebook and even have the disgusting guts to ask whether we missed them. Look here joker, we did not miss you and are not even interested in your stories. All we know is that you were away from office where there is free internet access. My friends and I had better things to do and think of during your absence and frankly speaking wish you had not come back. So get a life, your activities on Facebook are not of national importance at all. …only remember their Muslim friends on Idd. Friday was Idd day as Muslims around the world marked the end of the Holy month of Ramadan. I just want my Muslims friends to assist me in hating those people who only remembered that they have Muslim friends on Idd. I kept hearing people calling their Muslim friends on phone asking to be invited for Idd day festivities. “Hullo Ismail, can I come to your place for Idd?” one of them said. Just say you want to eat Pilao rice and we shall understand. If the only reason for you to call Ismail was a plate of rice and meat then I pray that Allah heals your hunger. But The Hater is not Allah so I will have to continue hating you. …clearly disrespect other people’s religions. This is exclusively for that American pastor, Terry Jones who insisted on burning Islam’s holy book the Koran on September 11 claiming that he was sending a message to radical Muslims. Doesn’t he know that the majority of Muslims are not radical and a good number of them are Americans like him? I don’t even see why I should explain my hatred for such a despicable human being. It will make me feel better if I say I hate anyone who supports such a crazy person. Such a person would surely make hell a little more interesting Let me help you hate by sending your suggestions to thehater2009@gmail.com or a text message to +250 788 545293.