The Hater : I hate people who…

…raise our expectations but fail to perform when it matters. I love football and the World Cup is a great time to show this love. However some of the so called ‘World class’ footballers have been such a huge disappointment in the tournament. I will therefore not shy away from hating people like Wayne Rooney who has played in two World Cups without scoring a single goal. The same hatred is spared for Christiano Ronaldo who is considered the most expensive footballer. This guy only scored one goal against North Korea! He even had the stinky guts of spitting at a cameraman. …are making noise about the controversial refereeing decisions. Even before we had gotten used to the loud and constant sounds of the Vuvuzelas, another loud noise emerged from the World Cup in South Africa. It is mainly about England’s goal that the referee failed to see. Referees are human beings and they make mistakes. After all in 1966 England won the World Cup with a goal that never crossed the line. And why should there be so much noise when it is England that is cheated. African teams have been cheated so many times and nothing is said. The good thing is that the referee managed to see the next two superb goals by Germany! Sorry England. …poke their noses in things that hardly concern them. There are several teams that performed poorly during the World Cup. But it is interesting to see that presidents are now making football their business. The French president wants to meet the footballers who failed to win any game. The Nigerian president has even gone further and banned the Nigerian team from participating in any international tournaments for the next two years because they performed poorly in South Africa. I wish we could also punish the Nigerian president for all the corruption and bad governance in his country. …think that what I wear is for sale. I am really tired of some unserious people. I really love my job of hating and so I always try to dress up well for it. However I hate people who think that the nice clothes and shoes that I wear are for sale. I am talking about those jokers who keep on asking me how much I bought my shoes or clothes and where I bought them. Hey I am not a sales person and it’s not my fault that you do not have or know where nice things are sold. I do not buy nice things for your sake. Please, move around the shops and look for nice clothes. My job is to hate and I hate you. …complain about the people they pretend to employ. This is a very common scenario and I already hate myself for not having hated them earlier than today. I hate bosses who are always complaining that the people they employ are not working or working enough yet they forget that charity begins at home. The same nagging bosses forget that they are also not doing their job very well. They pretend to employ and expect results. Pretending here means paying very low wages or paying irregularly and yet they expect the workers to ignore and just keep working without any problem. Before you start complaining you should make sure you are paying the workers well enough. Let me help you hate by sending your suggestions to thehater2009@gmail.com or a text message to +250 758 545293.