THE HATER : I hate people who…

…don’t bother to read the labels on doors. Just recently, I was shocked beyond repair when I found a lady in the gents section of the restrooms. The door was clearly marked ‘Gents’ with a picture of a man to further illustrate that it was strictly for men not women. Did she think that it was a sign of gentility for her to use the gents instead of the ladies section? Or is she still not so sure about her sex at that age? It is quite ok for women to wear trousers. Using the gents section is a whole different issue. I hope this was not her way of expressing gender emancipation! …think their job is about doing favours. Some people are perennially doing a good job of exhibiting stupidity at work. I am talking about those who still don’t know what they are paid to do. These part time thinkers live in eternal deception always thinking they are helping and not working. They regularly talk about helping or doing me a favour for a service yet this is what they are paid to do. Receptionists, secretaries and security personnel are some of the people known for this sickening habit. If indeed you are helping me then why do you expect a salary at the end of the month? Why don’t you just settle for blessings from the Holy Spirit, Jesus Christ or whatever it is you believe in? …simply switch off their phones in the middle of a conversation. I cannot remember how many times I have hated people for their annoying phone habits. I am actually thinking about opening a phone etiquette school very soon. I don’t understand why someone who took time to say hullo cannot end the conversation in a more decent manner instead of just switching off suddenly. This is gross indiscipline and how I wish the telecom companies could teach these people a lesson by may be overcharging them or blocking their SIM cards. If you do not know how to communicate then you should not start in the first place. …become doctors the moment they fall sick. There is a good reason why people go to school to study and become professionals. Unfortunately some fools do not seem to acknowledge this basic fact. When some brainless fellows fall sick, they do not bother going to the doctor for proper medical attention. They instead just walk to the nearest pharmacy and go on to prescribe for themselves those drugs they think are best for them. If you think you are saving money by side stepping the doctor then you ought to know that you may actually be saving for your funeral. You are a patient, not a doctor. …go shopping with their spoilt kids. I know how proud most parents are of their little children and are willing to show them off at any opportunity. I just hate going to the supermarket only to find you with that spoilt brat you call a son. This ill mannered earthling keeps grabbing things and dropping them on the floor, crying for all the things he sees and shouting at other shoppers. If you have failed to raise your child then I suggest that you do not expose your parental inefficiencies by bringing him along to the supermarket. Next time try to teach your child some manners before you bring them out to meet other civilised people like The Hater. Let me help you hate by sending your suggestions to thehater2009@gmail.com or a text message to +250 758 545293. Ends