Technically dumping her

Many men find it hard to tell their girlfriends that they are no longer interested in a relationship. They don’t want to appear rude but must tell their companions that their services as a girlfriend are no longer needed. If you are 100 percent positive that you want to breakup indirectly, here are some ways that will work; however, you must have a contingency plan in case the first one doesn’t work. Plan A. Just like on a normal day, wake up in the morning with your mind already set having decided to breakup. Don’t call her that day. Girls love daily calls from their boys so when she asks why you suddenly didn’t call, say that you forgot. Do this for a whole week. When she asks you to meet her somewhere, confirm that you will be there but don’t go. She will be mad at you for being disrespectful and forgetful, for making her wait and then not showing. She will expect an apology but don’t give it. Keep this habit as routine until she is fed up and asks for a breakup. Plan B. If however the girl is a hardliner, then plan B ought to work: Rudeness! Start by blaming her for the slightest thing she does; blame her for all your problems you face at work. This will definitely hurt her feelings. She will wonder what has gone wrong with you. If you’re lucky, she will leave and hope to come back when you’ve change your ways. By then, you will have moved on, of course. Plan C: Public humiliation! Don’t hesitate to invite her to a party. But the moment you get there, look disgusted, don’t hold her hand, when friends are around, ask her why she chose that particular dress she’s wearing and then laugh sarcastically. Compliment other girls when she’s around and completely ignore her. She will definitely feel unloved and will want to let you go. No girl likes public humiliation, especially from the people they love. If she doesn’t break up with you after this, then l am afraid this girl really loves you or is addicted to you and it’s hard to breakup with her. The only thing you can do now is you either fake a head injury and say you don’t remember who she is, or tell her you saw God and he asked you to join the priesthood, and you accepted. mugishaivan@yahoo.com