THE HATER : I hate people who…

…give boring and predictable speeches. I can no longer stand people who give boring and predictable speeches. You know the guys who start by making redundant statements like “I am going to be brief because today is not a day for speeches. The previous speaker has said everything, and I actually don’t know what to say…but in a few words…” These party spoilers really deserve a good beating. Why waste [Hungry] people’s time saying a lot of nothing. And why do MCs allow these fools to speak before time for the food? I think it is time people started paying the time they waste pretending to speak. Sit down if you have nothing to say. …have a habit of biting their fingernails. As far as I am concerned there is enough food in Africa. The problem is that it is not evenly distributed. But even if there was not enough food, I see no reason why an adult would seriously embark on chewing and digesting dead cells. Yes I am talking about those with the vomit-inducing habit of biting their nails. Eating dead cells (nails) implies that these useless people can eat anything that is dead. Imagine looking at your nails the way The Hater looks at fried chicken? …think we are all fools. I don’t know how many times I have directed my hatred at people in the taxi business. They sometimes behave like they are children of the same (unfortunate) mother. Don’t you hate the way they tell cheap lies in the name of doing their job? The 18-seater taxi has only seven passengers but the shabby conductor keeps yelling that he is waiting for only one more passenger. So everyone enters the taxi thinking it will move immediately only to be made to wait for the next one person ‘only’. ATRACO should tell us whether these guys do not know how to count; otherwise they should just shut up and survive a terrible beating from me. We all know when to sit in a taxi. …stay at work to just Facebook. Africans and free things seem inseparable. With most offices now equipped with internet, some people have started staying longer, not to work but to use the internet. I can’t help but hate these people who spend hours chatting on Facebook instead of going home. These are the same people who bravely tell those at home how they had too much work at the office. To save on electricity, companies should start switching off their internet servers at a particular time so that people can go home. Actually it may be better to just fire such jokers. …do not know how much alcohol they can handle. There is a new (and tough) beer in town called Turbo King. Unfortunately, some people do not know what it means for a beer to be 6.7 % alcohol. It means that if you have been used to Amstel, stick to that. If you can only manage Red Bull please stay away from the King! One stupid guy took two Turbo king beers and started assuring his friends that the lion (on the bottle) was moving to attack him! No wonder some people are already claiming that the beer should be renamed T’urugo (leave your home)! I have no problem with Bralirwa since they pay lots of taxes. I just hate those weak heads that play with a whole King. Turbo King! Let me help you hate by sending your suggestions to thehater2009@gmail.com