• What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?A dinosnore! • What is the fruitiest lesson?History, because its full of dates! • What language do they speak in Cuba?Cubic! • Why did the stupid racing driver make ten pitstops during the race?He was asking for directions! • How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life?Tell him a jokewhen hes a baby! • What illness did everyone on the Enterprise catch?Chicken Spocks! • What is a myth?A female moth! Ends