THE HATER : I hate people who…

…move around with old diaries. I just can’t stop laughing at some of the things I see. Unfortunately, I still have to hate at the end of my laughter. Please, join me in not only laughing but also hating with a passion anyone who thinks it is cool to move around with an old diary. Some of these jokers tend to think it makes them appear educated but wapi! This is 2009. There is no excuse for moving around with a 1994 diary unless you are going to attend a Gacaca session. Style up or go and get a job in the museum. …have no sense of colour when it comes to dressing. It is never a bad thing to try being smart. In fact The Hater is considered one of the smartest people these days. Do not argue about this. I therefore love (for lack of a better word) seeing other smart people. However, I got so annoyed when I saw someone trying to be smart by wearing a green shirt with a yellow neck-tie! For Christ’s sake this is not being smart. With such lousy combinations, it is only the bees that will think you are smart. What you forget is that they look like huge moving sunflowers! Please, tell me how a normal person can wear such colours unless he is going to support ATRACO FC at the stadium? …take ages to reply their emails. I am really getting tired of reminding people of which year we are in and how things have changed. I am totally confused and angered by those people who take more than two weeks to reply to an email. Oh, please, do not give me that crap of being busy. As far as I am concerned everyone is supposed to be busy otherwise we should forget about development. Now there is this fool who sent me a reply last week to an email I had sent him in June! After filling up with anger, I have decided to send a very tough virus to his computer. One that will make his old machine to crash and his head to bleed! I know he will not even read this newspaper until after two months! …arrogantly ask for help. Hey, no need to be confused here; I am going to explain everything. Ok, there are those annoying people who instead of humbly requesting for help, just ask you if you have something. If he wants some money he simply asks, “Have you got some money?” Answering ‘yes’ to such a question not only implies having the money but also being ready to part with some of it. I strongly detest this kind of question and in fact, the next time a guy asks me if I have money, I will say yes and then ask, “Do you have a wife?” I guess you get the drift. …do not know how to respectfully call for help. It always amazes me how some people choose to behave even in the presence of The Hater. Instead of calling out one’s name they simply scream the person’s responsibility. I don’t know whether they borrow the lousy habit from the pirated movies they watch where a boss calls out, “Security” when in need of body guards. Apart from mental malnutrition, I cannot think of any acceptable reason why an educated person sitting in front of a computer would open his mandibles and scream, “Server!” I hate all of you. And you know yourselves. Yes, you. No need to look at your neighbour. Let me help you hate by sending your suggestions to thehater2009@gmail.com