THE HATER : I hate people who…

…don’t know how to use umbrellas. It is pretty obvious that the rains are back to haunt those of us that are not farmers. However our misery seems to be pushed further by those people who own umbrellas. I have met some lousy fellows who try to enter a taxi with dripping wet umbrellas. Instead of getting in first and letting the water to gently drip on the floor, they simply put their cheap umbrella in your direction and drain all the rain water on you. I pray they get struck by lightening as they ignorantly move with their umbrellas. If you cannot use it properly, then throw it away. …think they should be religious only for a moment. I feel blessed to have enough Muslim friends these days. Actually some of them think I am one of them. It is always nice to see how many of them devote their lives to upright living during the month of Ramadhan. The trouble is those who think that as soon as the holy month has ended, they have a licence to sin. Some of them are now behaving like dogs that have just been unchained. Why do you have to act so holy for thirty days then sin more than seasoned sinners soon after? Are you a Muslim or just masquerading as one for your own interests? As the Hater and a friend to all good Muslims, I pray that you get the brains to do the right thing and stop shaming the good name of Allah. …still have no profile photos on their Facebook accounts. Facebook is not a new thing in our lives and it is even no longer stylish for you to try winning a lady by asking her whether she is on Facebook. Almost everybody is on Facebook now. However, I am having serious issues with those who do not have photos on their Facebook pages. Do they ever stop to think why the inventor called if Facebook? Now where the hell is your face? If you cannot put your face here then I suggest you go back to hi5.com. I am calling on all right thinking people to please join me in a humble exercise of deleting all friends without profile pictures. This is a social networking site. It is not a site for one to play ‘hide and seek’ games. …are afraid to speak their minds. I am still wondering what more could be done for these people other than being hated by The Hater. While in a taxi, it is very common to find someone complaining about the behaviour of the conductor or the driver by simply mumblings endlessly to themselves. For some reason they do not speak up to the conductor or driver as they express their discontent. The next time someone mumbles something instead of telling the conductor clearly, I will not use this page, I will slap them in the face and order the conductor to throw them out for abusing their own right to freedom of expression! I am talking about the time the conductor tries to sneak in one or more extra passengers. …pretend to know everything. It is indeed a disgrace to pretend to know everything and go on to exhibit gross ignorance in public. Some people try to talk about any topic they hear. They are experts on the credit crisis, Darfur, the recent riots in Uganda, EAC, swine flu, Bill Gates, they even know how much fuel a Hummer consumes as they travel in a taxi (twegerane)! Why they do not shut up and take time to do research before opening their mouth is the reason I hate them so much. Let me help you hate by sending your suggestions to thehater2009@gmail.com