You know that you are East African when:

Kenya • You always have the word “ati” in your statement.• You are always on the defensive side “usiniletee!”• As a lady you dress up in a sports T-shirt and feel no remorse about it• There is nothing wrong in man fighting a woman or vice versa • Your favourite meal is nyama choma and Ugali.• As a lady you do not believe in joint accounts for you can decide to leave him any time of the day.• You believe that the rest of eastern African should bow down for you but you are wrong. Uganda • You always have the word “kati” or oba “kakati” in your statement.• Your favourite meal is matoke and g-nut soup• As a lady you believe in maintenance fee at the end of the month. • You believe that you have leadership qualities but most likely you are wrong.• You have to brag about your every property even if we all know it is inherited or borrowed. Rwanda • You always have the word “Ariko”, nonese” and ngo” in your statement.• You are sure that the ladies are the most beautiful in east Africa.• Your favourite meal is sombe matoke and rusenda. • When as a lady you can not discuss some matters in public trying to maintain a certain figure.• You realize that you are very emotional.• When any foreigner tends to ask you where you were in 1994. Sort of irritating somehow. Tanzania • When you have to have “ naomba ‘ in your statement• When no one wants to ague with you since they cant keep up to the Swahili• When swearing is not a problem • If you can’t speak good English even if you are a graduate and studied in English.• If you have started thinking that skin bleaching is fashionable like the Congolese. Burundi • If there is nothing much to be said about you. Ends