On the grapevine

Tycoon Ezra to Wed Rwandan Word reaching us from the neighbouring Uganda has it that it’s self acclaimed mysterious tycoon Ezra will soon be tying the knot with his long-term Rwandan fiancé. According to our scouts, his fiancée has been identified only as Grace, a graduate from Makerere University. We hear a determined Ezra kicked off by building Grace’s Rwandan mom a mansion in Kigali, he then bought Grace a mansion in West Lands in Nairobi and a customized X5 as he prepares to officially dock at her station. Other sources have it that the wedding could be celebrated either from Dubai or Riviera Village in France. And that’s money for you! Or is it love? Another Ladies night out Guys brace yourselves for diaper duty. Our scouts have it that a certain club whose name is the second letter of the alphabet has introduced a ‘Ladies Night’ FOR EVERY Sunday. The city fire fighter service should be at hand as this club will be on fire! Apparently, the DJs have vowed to break a leg (or is it finger?) as they spin the jockeys with the latest R&B and top hits of the 90s all night long. Journalist survives Official slap We thought that government officials were appointed to be voices of the public. In fact, they all consciously promised to be just that before the President and the entire population. Snoops have it that recently one of our top government officials almost slapped a certain journalist who ‘barged’ into her office when she was getting out. Could it be that some of these officials have already forgotten their promises. Even resolutions get shoved aside. Poor guy! Is it Love in the air? A certain MC who shares a name with a certain day of the week has been spotted sharing an intimate moment (or two) with what scouts presume to be a new love bird. The pair is reported to have been holding each other tightly and sharing some good moments together from one of the restaurants in town. Certainly for those who know the famous but controversial song, “Inyoni yaridunze” might have a better guess on this love smitten MC. With Valentines round the corner, maybe you should watch this space for more. Contact: lindaonly2005@yahoo.com