Q. What goes up a chimney down, but doesn’t go down a chimney up? A. An umbrella. Q. What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs? A. A clock Q. What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? A. Short Q. What word begins and ends with an E but only has one letter? A. Envelope Q. What has a neck but no head? A. Bottle Q. What type of cheese is made backwards? A. Edam Q. What gets wetter as it dries? A. A towel Q. Why did the boy bury his flashlight? A. Because the batteries died Q. Which letter of the alphabet has the most water? A. C Q. What starts with a P, ends with an E and has thousands of letters? A. The Post Office Q. What has to be broken before you can use it? A. An egg Q. Why would a man living in New York not be buried in Chicago? A. Because he is still living Q. What begins with T ends with T and has T in it? A. A teapot Q. How many letters are there in the English alphabet? A. There are 18: 3 in the, 7 in English, and 8 in alphabet. Q. Which month has 28 days? A. All of them, of course Q. Three men were in a boat. It capsized, but only two got their hair wet. Why? A. One was bald. Q. Where does Friday come before Thursday? A. In the dictionary Agencies
