Who is bigger: Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or their baby? The baby, because he is a little bigger. Mike is a butcher. He is 5’10” tall. What does he weigh? Meat A farmer has 17 sheep and all but nine die. How many are left? Nine How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that, he is running out of the woods. In a year, there are 12 months. Seven months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days? They all do. Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I? Fire Which travels faster? Hot or Cold? Hot is faster, because you can catch a cold. When you have me, you immediately feel like sharing me. But, if you do share me, you do not have me. A secret What can you hold without ever touching or using your hands? Your breath! Compiled by Dennis Agaba