The Hater: I hate people who…

…pick their noses in public. You all know what I am talking about. That sickening habit of pushing your finger up your nose like it’s an excavator and pulling out all sorts of filthy garbage and then rubbing your fingers. When you do this in public, I wish I could shoot you. But when you go ahead and offer your dirty fingers for a handshake I wish I could shoot myself too.