I hate people who...

…you meet after a while and they ask you if you are not married. Do you know this annoying tribe of people who ask the most awkward questions each time you meet? The kind of people who even when they cannot see any new metals on your fingers will not hesitate to ask you if you are now married as if the last time you met they had given you an assignment to go and get married. What makes you think that all the time we didn’t get to meet I was marrying or in a marriage? Do you mean to say I am behind schedule or something? I sometimes suspect these people simply don’t expect you to even ever invite them to your wedding so they try to ask to see if they missed something but that does not mean it is not annoying. …stand so close to you as you with draw money from the ATM. There is no doubt that January is a tough month financially. However there are some people who are determined to make it even worse. Do you just hate these jokers who stand so close to you as you withdraw the little money that is left in that deceptive machine. I call it a deceptive machine because even if you are getting a mere Rwf5,000 it will pretend it counting 500,000. Anyway back to the issue, why would you want to stand so close behind me unless you want to laugh at me for withdrawing very little money. And how is this even funny anyway? Aren’t we all supposed to be broke around this time? Or it is just a broke me being paranoid? …still think I have the desire or the time to play Candy Crush. There is this game that has helped me reduce the number of friends I have on Facebook. Every time I log in and I find some joker has invited me to play Candy Crush I just race for the unfriend button. I honestly do not even know what this game is all about and neither do I have the time for such games anyway. Why someone can sit behind a computer or a phone and assume I would want to play such a game is beyond me. In fact if there is anything I would think of crushing then it is the empty heads of such people. Yes I mean it. …do not tolerate constructive criticism from other people. I can bet we have all met these kinds of people and we actually meet them almost every week. These are the people who assume they are perfect in everything they do and that anyone who points out anything worth correcting deserves to be stoned with small pebbles. These part time thinkers simply have no room for accommodating any sort of constructive criticism. Each time you point out something they will respond even before you finish by reminding you how they know what they are doing. They will follow this up by asking you if you can do what they do. I really wonder why these Mr and Mrs Perfect people don’t win awards for this kind of foolishness. Let me help you hate by sending your suggestions to thehater2009@gmail.com or text me at +250 788 545293 The Hater

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I hate people who...