…blame you for not inviting them to an event (party). One of the reasons I have postponed several events is because I am hoping that when I eventually hold them, some perennial complainers are no longer with us. I am talking about those friends you rarely see but, when you do, all they talk about is how you did not invite them to this event or the other. The kind of people who think because they shared a desk with you in primary, they should attend your baptism, confirmation, birthday parties; housewarmings, job anniversaries, bachelor’s parties, weddings, etc. Look here buddy; it was just a party not registration in the book of life. …ask for your phone contact but never use it. I actually think these people are the reason why our phones cannot run out of battery power thanks to the expectations they create. You know those people who meet you and insist that you should give them your phone number and they note it down with so much seriousness; you almost think it is a clue to the Ebola cure. After a while you realise that they just needed one more number to make their phone book bigger. It is worse when the number asked for is for someone who thinks you are really going to get in touch very soon. That also applies to those who write down mine but do nothing with it. Give it back already. …are now using Ebola to exhibit their immense ignorance. I have no patience with people who show off their ignorance like it is some kind of new tattoo. With the Ebola virus raving parts of West Africa, these people have found a new avenue. Take for example the Americans who sent away Rwandan students from school because of Ebola. How such people are even allowed to breed is amazing. Rwanda has never had an Ebola case before or recently. It is miles away from West Africa. And since when did Ebola in West Africa mean that it is all over the continent? What kind of brain cells do these people have? …wear strong but cheap perfumes while on public transport. Oh how I wish Rwanda National Police could forget about noise pollution and first arrest these air polluters. I am talking about the terrorists whose perfume can kill a person who is in a coma. The jokers who, because a perfume is cheap, choose to use all of it in one go. The ones who if you sit close to them on public transport you feel your breakfast, supper and lunch all begging to leave your stomach there and them. These people should be arrested and only allowed to travel on top of garbage trucks so they can find some real competition. Let me help you hate by sending your suggestions to thehater2009@gmail.com or text me at +250 788 545293
