…you make plans with and then switch off their phones. I do not know where this irritating habit came from. I am sure you have all met with someone, made plans for something only for that person to switch off their phone the whole day. Now you wonder why he/she did not just call and say they cannot deliver on something because of ABC instead of going totally offline and hiding from everyone else some of them not even connected to what was discussed. Someone needs to confiscate such phones for good. …seem not to have any life besides English Football. The English Premier League is about to start and supporters of the teams involved are excited. My only beef is with those fanatics who seem to have no life outside this football. The ones who have no idea what CECAFA is? The same folks who turn into crazy betting and screaming machines once these games start. During the season, they will have no time for anything else besides football and will wear the jersey of the club they support every day except on their wedding day. Please, get a life. …act as if being hungry is a crime. One of the things I never joke with is hunger. Once I am hungry, I make sure I do something about it if I can. If I am hungry and I have visited people who are serving food, I do not leave until some of it has made its way to my stomach. Now I hate these people who meet you in a restaurant you ask them to order something and they say they are not hungry but when they bring your plate with chips they bring their dirty Ebola fingers to pick one piece at a time. These people need to be locked up in a granary to learn to be honest about their hunger. …hate others for hating on them. Alright I know this sounds funny but I am not crazy. Last year I said I hate those who hate on Rwandans who go for the Dîner en Blanc event. This year I have seen those who attended hating on those who complain about the event. So today I am with the haters of the event. If you attended do not hate people for speaking out. It is a free world. I am sure you would not be happy if you were told to stop hating them for hating on you. Damn now this is confusing me as well. Just let people be, including yours truly since he is a certified hater. Let me help you hate by sending your suggestions to thehater2009@gmail.com or text me at +250 788 545293