I hate people who...

…still think it is cool to abbreviate ‘Happy Birthday’. I have seen this several times and I think it is time I complained. Why in the world do some jokers think it is ok to go with HBD instead of the whole Happy Birthday? What do you do with the time you saved by not writing in full? And how can someone be that special to you if you cannot even wish them a happy birthday in full? …dish out their business cards as if it is food aid. This is very common when you attend those useless workshops and cocktail parties where you find a bunch of people trying so hard to seem important. It is here that you will find those fellows who move around giving out their business cards to anyone they see around including the hotel security. They do not even bother to make a conversation just putting on a tired smile as they give out the card. This is real life spamming and should stop. …join or start lousy Facebook pages and then beg you to like them. There are many nice things about Facebook and also many annoying things one being the endless pressure to like pages that you add zero value to your life. You know that time when you think there is a new interesting notification only to find an old friend is asking you to like her new page about dedicated to girls who enjoy sewing. Yes I am your friend but that does not mean I like sewing. …combine racism with old age stupidity. Did you all hear about that old man who was caught on tape telling his girlfriend never to bring blacks to basketball games where his team would be playing? Such levels of stupidity should only be used as research topics. First of all the game already has more than enough black people especially as players. Thank God this old joker was banned by NBA. Let me help you hate by sending your suggestions to thehater2009@gmail.com or text me at +250 788 545293