My top 5 New Year resolutions

There is this restaurant in school where all the rich and cool kids eat from. Well, this year, I have to also show my face there. I will make sure everyone sees me and gets to know that I ate from there. Another thing, I will go with someone whose phone can take cool pictures and I post some of them on Facebook so that incase the news doesn’t reach some people, then Facebook will do the gossip. Join Whatsapp I see my girlfriend smiling every now and then when she receives a Whatsapp message and because I don’t know how it operates, I am always put down when I complain; claiming they are just funny ‘smilies’. What on earth is a smilie? I don’t know if I will have to sell my father’s shoes at home but I have to get a phone with Whatsapp. Have a semester without a retake Ever since I entered campus, I am one of the students that never goes a semester without repeating one of my modules. For goodness sake this is 2014; I can’t keep performing badly and blaming it on the professors when my parents confront me. I want to be a changed being. I am tired of being the loser of failures. Last semester I heard a friend laughing and telling her peer that, “How fake can you be, even the campus inspector beat you by 10 marks?” By then I had 19% so you can imagine how dumb she was. Be the cool kid There is this boy who wears big shoes and has a chain on his neck. If I am not wrong it weighs over a tone but he seems to have his way around the ladies. Why not also spend a few francs and get myself some of his style? Never know what will turn out. I may also be the ladies wine. Become a musician One day I decided to count just how many artistes we have in our class and the number was quite shocking. Some of them are even lousier than I am. I decided this year I should also visit the studio; my dance movies aren’t so bad either. If everything fails, you will see me in one of those videos as a dancer or the cute guy that the ladies fight for.