She is ridiculously beautiful with a body designed for sin, to weaken any man and make him dance to her tunes. No hot-blooded man is immune to her charm and she knows it. I remember the first time I saw her; I almost walked through a brick wall. If she asked me for my soul, without thinking twice I would simply say, "take it”. Unfortunately, this made her a little bit too conceited and she looks at everyone else like they are inferior. She looks at other girls the way Saint Peter looks down on earth from way up there.  Winning her over would mean a trip to the top of Mt Everest. With time I wished she had shaded off a few pounds of arrogance, self-centeredness and meanness and replace them with a little humility, sensitivity and civility. She likes expensive stuff, fancy phones, clothes, colognes, watches etc and she collects them with so much ease. I mean it’s hard to deny her anything. Last Wednesday was her birthday, her favourite day of the year. She likes to sit like a queen on her throne and watch her subjects shower her with gifts and praise. Sadly, this time I was pressed out from trying to please someone who is so ungrateful. When all her friends and admirers asked if I was planning anything like a surprise birthday party, I boldly told them ‘not even a birthday card from me!’ Why? Because she didn’t deserve it! Looks like everyone had waited long enough to hear this from me. Most of her friends poured out their hearts about how tired they are of her selfish attitude. They texted ‘birthday message’ to let her know they remembered it, but that was all! She waited for rivers of gifts to flow in but all in vain. Deep down, she knew we were planning a surprise birthday party. She dressed her best and waited for the call! She refused to eat or drink anything as she didn’t want to fill her tummy with the usual food when she expected a five star meal .I went home and slept with a smile on my face knowing that for the first time, she got what she deserved. People should know that being cute or super hot doesn’t give them the right to step on other people’s heads. It also doesn’t give them the right to sit on their cute bottoms all day expecting others to sweat for them. I am officially tired of this crap!