…get a hold of your phone and start taking pictures. It is amazing how many daft people have been discovered since the invention of smart phones. Just think about the fools that have this habit of picking up your phone and thinking that it is ok to snap away at anything they see.

Do such jokers ever stop to think of the fact that once I get my phone back I will just delete everything they had taken. I even wonder where this habit of picking up a phone that is not yours comes from. They even look more stupid when you find them struggling to unlock a phone whose password they don’t know. Shouldn’t such people be given a weekend for two in one of our prison facilities? …think it is cool to have coloured lights on their cars. Unless it is an ambulance, police car or presidential escort car, having coloured lights on your car is one of the dumbest things that some people do.

What happened to sticking to real lights aimed at enabling you to see the road ahead and not fool young kids that Christmas comes in August? Having more than one colour of lights on your car clearly shows that you prefer a car that looks like a neon light advertisement than an automobile.

I am sure the people who drive such cars also have coloured lights in their bedrooms and wish they could really be driving an Ice cream truck.…beg to be invited for Eid el Fitr meals. Now this is for all the greedy non Muslim jokers out there who do not fast but will go begging Muslim friends to invite them for the Eid el Fitr super meals as if they were fasting together.

Yes I know that Muslims have no problem sharing but some of you beggars are just annoying. I do not even see you inviting them for your Christmas meals.

Why is everyone scavenging for just one meal yet they too can just buy the rice and meat to make it at home. Actually one can simply go to a restaurant and order the same. This culinary stupidity needs to be stopped immediately. …wear what borders on hardware all in the name of fashion. I keep seeing girls with very huge rings on their fingers and wondering whether they plan on punching an attacker or really think they look fashionable with something bigger than their fingers. I thought rings were just supposed to go around the finger not look like someone has a big stone on their fingers.

Of late I even fear to shake hands with girls that have these huge things on their fingers. After all shaking their hands is not so different from weightlifting right. Maybe they do this to save money they would have spent in the gym.…give stupid explanations during a crisis. I was shocked beyond limit when I heard the Kenyan Transport cabinet secretary saying that buckets are effective tools for fire fighting when asked by a journalist on TV. I really felt sorry for this guy’s relatives who have to live with such a joker. An airport is engulfed in a huge fire and you are using buckets to put out the fire. In 2013! What happened to installing of water sprinklers and having fire stations that can do a quick and good job? I bet this guy even uses firewood in his mansion because it is more effective than gas. At that age stupid statements shouldn’t leave your mouth.Let me help you hate by sending your suggestions to thehater2009@gmail.com or text me at +250 788 545293The Hater