…enter places with useless gadgets. Over the weekend I survived being thrown out of the club had I gone ahead with my intentions to slap this guy who entered the club with these huge Beats by Dre headphones.

Who in their right mind enters a discotheque with their own headphones yet you are not the DJ? Are you planning to listen to something different? Does this mean you also go to a restaurant with your own plate and saucepan?

I do not even understand why the bouncers at K-Club allowed this empty headed joker to get into the club in the first place. 

…discriminate others in the way they do things. I am very sure you have seen these jokers who build huge mansions complete with a massive gate that has a very small door for those not using vehicles.

Why have a very huge gate and very small entrance for those without cars? Is this based on the assumption that only small people will be allowed in your house? Why do I have to always bend when entering the gate yet the doors of the house are not that small?

Why should I be inconvenienced when entering through the gate? What happened to making visitors comfortable? Why should you attempt to break my back because I came to visit?     

…leave you with strangers when you visit. Now for these people I do not even know where to start. I am sure you have all met them before. The jokers who you visit and then they excuse themselves and leave you in the company of those you do not even know.

I came to visit you and now I am seated here with your boring parents asking me boring questions like "What is your father’s name?” I feel like I am at an immigration office right now and I hate you, the one I came to see. If I tell you I am coming over to visit then you should make time not excuses for you to leave me with your boring parents. 

…stare at you for ages without saying anything. I am really sick and tired of people who stare at others endlessly without saying anything. Yes, I know it is not easy being The Hater but that should not give you the authority to stare with your mouth open like a thirsty frog. If it is an autograph that you want from The Hater then say it.

Otherwise I may need to see your parents. The people who failed in their duty to teach you that staring is rude and shows you came from a lousy home. One of these days someone staring will leave with a broken nose from my blows. 

…insist on sitting close to the door in a commuter taxi. I am always amazed at how far some people can go just to be annoying. Do you know those part-time thinkers who only think on weekends?

The ones who enter those annoying small commuter taxis known as Twegerane a.k.a Nyakatsi only to insist on sitting close to the door apparently because he/she will disembark soon as if other passengers will spend the night in the taxi.

Since when does one public commuter van have special seats for people depending on where they are going? Why not just take your lazy body for a walk. 

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