…waste time counting money from the ATM. There is no quicker way to look stupid than withdrawing money from the ATM and then spending time counting it. Come on now, you are not inside the bank where you are expected to count the money you are given before you leave. With the machine you take what it gives you and you walk away.

So stop keeping people waiting as you count money that is from a machine that is designed to make no errors. And by the way if you still do not trust the ATM why don’t you get rid of the card and walk into the banking hall. Such jokers should have been born much earlier before the era of ATMs. 

…think it is okay to involve anyone in their personal business. People really amaze me with their levels of stupidity these days. The other day I went to my regular barber for a haircut and then his colleague decided that it was a cool thing to give me an invitation card to his wedding but stressed that I should contribute something as well.

Now here I was thinking to myself, what makes this joker think that because I get my hair cut from this place I am now part of his extended family. I am sick and tired of people who suddenly expand their friend circles just because they want to get married. Surely, this nonsense needs to stop immediately. 

…ask for bits of your newspaper. Honestly this level of stupidity should be handled by the ICC because it borders on a crime against humanity. I am talking about those very annoying biological substances (it would be flattery to call them people) who after seeing that you have bought a newspaper will go ahead to ask you to pass them the sports page.

Surely who shamelessly gave birth to such useless people? I spend my money to buy something and you are now asking for bits of it as if I bought in instalments or something?   

…find it cool to use their work desks as restaurants. I clearly understand that when one is hungry they should find something to eat as soon as possible. But honestly speaking why would someone think it is ok to eat a plate of chips and fish in a shared office space?

Such a person lacks manners generally, we shall not even talk of table manners. These are the people who deserve to be excommunicated. Why do you have to torture your colleagues some of who are clearly starving? I just pray that one of these days a fish bone makes its presence clear in your throat while you eat.  

…borrow petty money and do not want to pay back. This is probably what some would call a pet peeve or a misdemeanour.  Well I still insist it is nothing but stupidity and it is annoying. You come to me claiming you have a small problem and you need a small favour; that I lend you a mere Rwf1000. When it comes to paying me back everything becomes big. In brief you become a big menace to society by not wanting to pay me back. Such people clearly need to be hit on the head with a piece of mining equipment.  

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