…still call into radio stations to request for songs. There are some things that fools do and I am forced to check again on my calendar to see what year it is. I can’t help but hate on jokers who still call into radio stations and request for songs that they sometimes go ahead to dedicate to people sitting next to them.

Come on, it is 2013 and surely you can do better than this. So you dedicate a song to me when you are not even sure whether I am listening to that station. Are you even serious? I can’t help but feel sorry for those in such boring relationships. 

…turn their workplaces into mini wardrobes. I won’t even waste time here. Please ladies, this habit of shipping all your shoes to your workplace needs to stop. I hate girls who do this and keep changing from one pair to another each time they get up from their desks.

Did you come to work or to show off the kinds of shoes you have bought over the years? I know you claim this is for comfort but imagine if we all brought shoes and more clothes at the workplace so we can change every time we want. Unless you are working in the fashion industry I think you need to stick to your work for now. 

…take ages to process important documents. Sometimes I wonder how people go home every day and tell their spouses and children that they are from work yet they have actually done nothing at all. I am talking about the pretenders that take ages to process documents.

You apply for medical insurance but it takes ages to get the final documents as if you are not expected to fall sick as you wait. Every time you inquire you are told senseless things like, we are still processing your file. Really, so now this is a processing industry and I have to wait for months. How do such people get employed?

…always ask you if your phone has certain applications. It is really sad that the era of smartphones has instead nurtured dumb people. And we now have lots of smart phones and dumb people. Have you seen these empty heads that see you and ask you if your phone has apps like Temple Run?

Like seriously, do you think I bought my phone for you to play games on it? Do you even stop to think about your age before opening your mouth? It is bad enough to have people asking whether your phone has enough credit for them to make a call. And now one has to deal those who are asking about games as though my phone is some kind of toy. Find a temple and some running shoes. 

…hate on things they cannot even afford. Of course I am not talking about myself here even though I am The Hater. Well you can say I hate competition but on a more serious note. I am sick and tired of hearing people hating on those who drive small cars like the Vitz.

Why don’t you respect people’s choices instead of proving how much you are a waste of space? You cannot afford a car but you have the time to hate on those who own cars. You think it is cool to laugh at a lady driving a Vitz yet you are always riding on motorbikes. Dude in a Vitz one is inside yet on the bike you are outside! 

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