…think they can tell me what to do with my phone. I am really not sure how some people come up with these crazy ideas but to be honest, the person who told MTN Rwanda that it is a smart idea to always tell me to call another MTN Rwanda number after every call needs a free mental check up. How can they think that I bought my phone just to talk to only people with MTN Rwanda lines?

I know you promise me a bonus for each call but surely, I already have enough MTN numbers that I call each day without thinking of a bonus. I think you need to drop that irritating message that appears after each call otherwise... No I am not getting a new line. That’s just a warning. 

…crucify you for being online and not chatting with them. "Hi I saw you online but you did not respond to my messages.” I am sure we all have those annoying friends who think that each time you log on you owe them a conversation. I am talking about the annoying jokers who always assume that you got an internet connection just so you can talk to them and do nothing else.

They are quick to throw tantrums when you delay to respond to a message by asking whether you are there or you have seen their last message. These fools ought to know that a computer or smartphone does so many other things besides allowing one to chat. I am sure I don’t need such friends at all.    

…pretend that their life comes to an end after the football season.  Surely, these people do not deserve to be procreating. I am talking about the part-time thinkers who yap about how they are not sure of what to do now that the football season in Europe has come to an end. It is sad that many of them cannot even trace an embassy of a European country in Kigali.

Oh, remind me again, were you employed by the English FA and you are now idle? Or maybe you want us to think you were a football analyst with Super Sport TV? You seriously need to get a life or hot slap.

…stretch their necks to read what you are reading on your phone. I am tired of being in the presence of some nagging fellows who spend the whole time trying to read what you are reading as you ride together on public transport? Whether you are on Facebook, Twitter, or email they will insist on being part of the audience.

They cannot get it in their thick heads that whatever is on your phone is not for their consumption. Sometimes I feel like typing in a huge font on a chat window that "Sorry I will talk to you later, there is a stupid person seated next to me trying to read what I am typing”. 

…walk out of restaurants with a toothpick in their mouth. There is no better way to prove your stupidity than to walk out of a restaurant with a toothpick in your mouth. It is supposed to be used and left in the restaurant. It is not a fashion accessory. So next time you will be walking out with a drinking straw?

I bet you have even thought about leaving a washroom with toilet paper hanging out of your... I can’t even complete the statement. I just hope you choke on that piece of wood also known as a toothpick. 

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