If you asked me to define LOVE today, I will say, "Love is that malady where one has to give, always give, and keep giving.” And if you are going to give, you have to be generous, not miserly with the donations.But first things first: This piece is dedicated to men. Women can read, or even re-read, but the most lesson you can take from it is simply that you are special, and therefore, worthy of generous spoiling.Back to men, I tell you, women hate things that come in doses, as if they are medical prescriptions. I hear many of them also hate taking medicines and the only one they take willingly is the Morning-After pills (although this was not proven by Dark Knight Standard Time).Yes, women want things given generously, in a bounty. Woe unto you if you are that man who goes to bed in prescriptions, one round and you are exhausted and thinking about how Bayern and Dortmund turned the Barca and Madrid, respectively, into lab specimens; you will soon be wondering why whenever you walk around, despite your burly size and six pack, the girls giggle. The one you let down with your prescription-like bedroom performance will have told them that, apparently, your size is just for porridge, not the bedroom. If you are going to do it, have your A-game handy.You are not going to give Jennifer Rwf5k for shopping and you expect her to smile. Either you give in cheque or in sacks. There is no two-way about it, unless you are already deep into the affair so that she "should understand” your perpetual brokenness. Women want your love for them to be more than for anything else. It should be more abundant than Obama likes showing the world that he loves his family by flaunting them on camera everywhere. Your woman is going to ask you if she has big bums, you must say yes or risk losing her. She will ask who of the baby and herself you love most or is most beautiful. You are not supposed to tell her that she should stop competing with her own baby; she wants you all. She can devour you like a vampire, because you belong to her.That’s why being generous will go a long way in getting her attention, especially if you are honest.The other day, Uganda’s President Yoweri Museveni decided to give money to local leaders. Do you know what he did? Well, since the peasants have been stuffing the ballot box for him, he decided that giving them brown envelopes with prescription-like amounts would not do. He carried sacks! Heavy sacks so that the recipients had to carry them on their heads. That is what we call generosity. Don’t tell me the man was playing politics, just apply his schemes into your love dreams and you will get her smiling.The question is, can an already loaded woman want such generosity? And the answer is, no woman doesn’t want to be spoiled, however rich they are. They just take generosity for the fun of it, enjoy it and return the favour!The month has ended, go empty your bank account if you want to nail Uwimana.