Q: On which side does a chicken have the most feathers?A: The outside.Q: How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?A: Your nose touches the ceiling.Q: What game do cows play at parties?A: Mooosical Chairs.Q: Why did the boy gift his teacher an empty box of her favourite chocolates?A: Because they were his favourite too. Q: Why was the students report card all wet?A: Because it was below C level!Q: What is the strongest animal?A: A snail. He carries his house on his back!Man 1: After buying this new hearing aid, I am able to hear something two blocks away.Man 2: Cool, how much did it cost?Man 1: The time is three past tenDoctor: Have you ever fainted before?Patient: Yes, the last time you told me your feesGirl: Mom, today the teacher beat me for something that I didn’t do.Mother: That’s very bad of your teacher. What was it that you didn’t do? Girl: The homework.