Laugh Out Loud!!!

Fire Fire A man was working near the sewage farm when he suddenlylost his footing and slipped in.“Help, fire, fire, fire!” he yelled.

Wednesday, January 02, 2013

Fire Fire A man was working near the sewage farm when he suddenlylost his footing and slipped in."Help, fire, fire, fire!” he yelled.

In no time at all the fire engine responded."Where’s the fire then?” asked the chief fire officer."There isn’t one” replied the worker. "But if I’d shouted"shit, shit, shit, no one would have rescued me.”Beginning of the year examination 2013.Attempt all questions. Time: 1hr 30mins1. What are the names of the two people holding hands when youswitch on a Nokia phone?2. If the past tense of Take is Took, what is the past tense of Make?3. Who ate the missing part of the apple sign on imac?Section b:1. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy, who is Adaobi?2. If your x-boyfriend/ girlfriend wins USD 5million just 3hours after you broke up, find the value of X