•Ladies would leave home and go back with likes and comments all over their clothes. It wouldn’t shock anyone to see a girl with a top with the words "145 people like this’’ across her bust.•You would go home in the evening to find your external wall full of posts and comments by friends. There would be notifications on your door and friend requests on your window.•Meeting new people would be a whole new thing. If you befriend a hot girl or guy from your neighborhood, all your friends would receive an SMS with the notification, "Mike and Sheila are now friends.”•On seeing a friend’s photo album, you would immediately request them to tag you. You would then borrow then borrow the album and visit all your friends to show them, expecting them to comment at the back of the photo.•People would walk around with placards of their latest status updates, begging other people to like and comment.•People would be allowed to change their official names to something funny.•Poking would become something else. People would turn black and blue because of constant pokes.•Your birthday would be special. The watchman at your place would be woken up by people who want to be the first to write "happy birthday” on your wall at midnight.•When you tell a joke, no one would laugh. Instead, people would write LOL, LMAO and hahaha on your clothes.