Copy and paste I’ve failed to transfer this file from this laptop to that desktop. "Please help me with a flash disk if you have one,” says a woman. The man then says, "Right click and copy the file then disconnect the mouse from the laptop then connect it to my desktop and paste it there. Finished!” Shocked beyond belief, the woman ran off! Lazy but wise The phone rings at the police head quarters. "Hello, it’s the police, how can we help you?” "I am calling to report my neighbour Tom. He is hiding marijuana in his firewood stack.” The police then rush to Tom’s house and search every corner of the firewood heap but all in vain. They apologize to Tom and leave. The phone then rings at Tom’s house, "Hey Tom, did the police chock the firewood well?” says the caller. "Yeah,” says Tom. "It’s my turn now, I need my compound ploughed.”Rock musicA man in a hospital places two stones in his ears. In astonishment the doctor asks him, "What are you doing?Confidently, the mad man replies, "I am listening to rock music.”