Dog Watch Guest: «Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?»Hotel Host: «I can’t imagine, unless it’s because you have the plate he usually eats from.»Germs Teacher: What are the people of Turkey called?Student: I don’t know.Teacher: They are called Turks, now What are the people of Germany called?Student: They are called Germs.Disney Password My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes.I noticed their Disney password was «MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto,» and asked why it was so long.«Because,» my son explained, «they say it has to have at least four characters.»Sam’s HomeworkSam: Would you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: No, of course not.Sam: Good, because I didn’t do my homework.